Jokey Jottings

How about some jokes to start the week?

1. What has four legs and says "Boo"? A cow with a stuffed up nose!
2. Did you hear about the stage hypnotist who had just put twenty volunteers into a trance when he tripped over the microphone stand and said "S***!"
3. What do you get if you cross a black hat with a rocket? A fast bowler!
4. Did you hear about the man who is so short sighted that when he can't sleep he counts elephants?
5. And one final thought:Youth is fleeting, but immaturity can last a life time.